when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true
DO NOT YELL AT ME FOR SAYING SORRY TOO MUCH BECAUSE I WILL ACCIDENTALLY APOLOGIZE EVEN MORE AND SORRY
a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay
Does it confuse anyone else when people argue that Castiel/Dean would never happen canonically in Supernatural because the CW is a “family channel”? This is a program that explicitly shows people literally exploding into a million pieces, heads chopped off, knives through the neck, gratuitous blood and guts, obvious sexual situations, demons, guns, but somehow having a same-sex couple is worth some pearl-clutching and dangerous for the kiddies to see?
…and this weeks award for brilliant gif use….
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.
I imagine him getting blasted and falling through the ceiling of a mall next to Victoria’s Secret and just going, “oh, well, while I’m here.”